I think the Carpenters nailed it. Ha!

This is just such a cute song, and just happens to be how I feel today. Heehee :-):

What do you get when you fall in love?

A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

That's what you get for all your trouble,

I'll never fall in love again.

I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a guy?

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.

After you do, he'll never phone you,

I'll never fall in love again.

I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you fall in love?

You get enough tears to fill an ocean,

That's what you get for your devotion,

I'll never fall in love again.

I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you fall in love?

You only get lies and pain and sorrow,

So, for at least until tomorrow,

I'll never fall in love again.

I'll never fall in love again.