I woke up this morning dreading the fact that I had to go to my annual girl appointment.  So, when I got there and was told that my doctor was out of the office and that I would have a male doc I've never met, I was 
not thrilled.  But I smiled and sat (though my gut wanted to RUN).  I figured I'd give him the benefit of the doubt--maybe he's hot (is that bad?) and normal, and it will be fine.  Just as I settled into this thought, in walks Grandpa Alexander talking to me like I was 8.  LET ME OUT OF HERE!  Oh well, he does this all the time, knows what he's doing--it'll be fine.  
I'm sorry doc, but no, I do not want to tell you about my summer plans while you're examining my breasts.  And no, I do not want to talk about graduation while you're poking and prodding down there.  Can we just have a few quiet moments?  Thanks.